I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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