I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She needs sedatives and a leash
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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