Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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