I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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