Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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