Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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