Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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