watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The Olympian is in my bed
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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