maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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