Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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