i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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