I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
they call him Oral-B. enough said
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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