There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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