Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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