I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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