Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You're my little dorito
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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