Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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