these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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