Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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