margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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