Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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