quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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