And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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