I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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