I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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