Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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