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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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