ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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