Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He did a backflip because drugs
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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