Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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