she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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