Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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