I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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