UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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