accomplished twins. life is a go
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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