I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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