I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Fuck appropriateness.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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