But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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