you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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