even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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