haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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