She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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