they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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