S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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