How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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