I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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