me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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