Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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