maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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