Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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