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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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