so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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