actually, I'm a sock model
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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