Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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