Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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